I’ll tell you what’s sexy. A man in a toolbelt. Yes, ask anyone. Verrry sexy. Take a look:
Side view
Isn’t that a sexy man? In a sexy toolbelt. Doing things with electricity. For free.
Back view
Sometimes sexy toolbelt wearing men let bystanders hold things. It should, in theory, increase sex appeal by proximity. But no.
I think toolbelt-wearing men are as sexy as brain surgeons (though not as well paid). Doesn’t this look like a brain?
That’s the corpus callosum right there. Also, holding your hands over your head does nice things for your abdomen. Take that, flabby surgeon.
And toolbelt wearing men doing things with electricity for free also do nice things for kitchen lighting. See?
Do you have a sexy toolbelt wearing person in your life? Are YOU a sexy toolbelt wearer? I would like to meet you. One can never have enough sexy people (or toolbelts) in one’s life.
I have to say that the doing things with electricity for free is the sexiest part. Does that mean I am getting old?
I think this could be fodder for a song by Flight of the Conchords.
He’s wearing his business toolbelt: “It’s toolbelt…it’s toolbelt time” Well, something like that.
I also think a man doing dishes at the sink is verrrry sexy! haha
Come to think of it, so is a man doing laundry. But I am not biased: man, woman, monkey, robot. As long as I get to watch.
Snurf! That was hilarious. I love the tool belt myself.
How about this, a tool belt, suspenders, chaps, and a Japanese pruning saw.
Get me a fan and some mint julep please….I’m gonna watch someone prune a tree.
I think drinking while others work does appeal–but from another room… or house…or province. BTW did you notice you are now Elose? There are many things I could do with that, but I won’t.
BTW Jan,
being hilarious is very sexy too.
Fine….I’m e loser. It is still very very hot here. That is my excuse. My brain does not work in the hotness. The house has cooled down to 30 now that it is 11:30 at night.
So sticking to the home reno subject: what can your sexy tool belt dude tell me about ceiling fans?
Should we get one? two?
I notice they come in 52″ diameter, which would be a big hit in our 33″ wide hall.
I think if we install one we could send our tiny house spinning off into the river, which in the end will make us a lot cooler.
brain sweat… no problemo