Square pillows done. On to the rectangles.
About rectangular pillows: are they for your lower back? Or are they for your elbow when the chair’s armrest is just too, too hard? Or is it another design conspiracy of form over function? “You know, dahling, what this chair really needs is a rectangle. Squares are soo last week.” Stupid.
Well, regardless (not irregardless because that is just stupid), the patio set has two rectangular pillows, and you can’t break up a set, so they get a new fabric slap-up. With a surprise twist, as promised.
Here is the (ugly) pillow. The fabric feels like the stuff that store shopping bags are made of. Cheap.
And the surprise? Well, I had to figure our how to make the pillow covers removable (and therefor washable). Birds fly over the patio and have been known to poop on things. It’s easy to make a removing flap thingee on a square pillow. Not so with a (stupid) rectangular pillow.
So I sewed envelope flaps into the top of the pillows.
My intention was to close the flap with a button. But this would require a button hole, and I could not remember how to make the Bernina’s button holer work. (Must go in for a refresher as the instruction manual was written by people who use the word irregardless.)
In to rescue me steps Rope Work Man with a suggestion for Chinese button fasteners. Clever, clever Rope Work Man.
Looks a bit like an over-pass nightmare at first.
The round part is a lanyard knot.
Here are the two together. One side done.
And here is the rectangular cushion on our patio, looking spiffy.
And what is this? A table made out of a Canada Dry pop bottle crate? Another project done! (Thank you, Chris and Nelson.)
I think I need to start a new book. My elbow will be very comfortable in that chair.









Brilliant teamwork! And a table runner too! I’m inviting myself over.
Tonight? Looking forward to seeing you–we will feed you, too.
Me too, I’m bringing both my elbows.
Seriously, a beautiful bit of team work, all three of you.
Looks like a picture out of a decorating magazine.
I think I will ask my rope man to try a lanyard double overpass too.
I’ll be honest, we do have to channel their rope energy. I live in fear of a macrame outbreak.
Magical Rope Man and talented seamstress, they turned out great Jan! Wish I were closer so I could pop by and try them out.
We actually had our first happy hour in ages–really nice to sit out their and enjoy the view in comfort. News: a certain dog made off with the rectangular pillow for a little flip and dip around the yard. The master caught him. He won’t be doing that again in a hurry. Bad dog.